I write a lot about beards. I do so often without giving proper credit to the beard’s hat, A.K.A., the mustache.
The mustache is the oft overlooked prime time player of the facial hair family, and today I’d like to pay homage to great staches everywhere. So in honor of the beginning of facial hair season, I give you: The 5 most classic mustaches known to mankind that I could think of this morning…
#5 The “Einstein”
Pseudonyms:
- The “Realest MC”
- The “Basset Hound”
- The “Nutty Proffesor”
#4 The “John Waters”
Pseudonyms:
- The “McCreepster”
- The “Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo husbands…”
#3 The “Charlie Chaplain”
Pseudonyms:
- The “That’s hardly-even-a-real-mustache”
- The “Silent film star who looks like a certain dictator who we all know but no one wants to call it out but I mean, come on guys”
#2 The “Burnside”
Pseudonyms:
- The “General”
- The “McAwesome”
- The “Cut-your-hair-off-your-head-and-glue-it-on-as-sideburns”
#1 The “Tom Selleck”
Pseudonyms:
- The “Magnum P.I.”
- The “Malibu Rendezvous”
- The “’80′s Flavor-Saver”
What am I leaving out? Nominate some of your own personal favorite mustaches.
