Today is sort of a coming clean day for me. Normally, I like to trick you into thinking I am the best at everything and only spend my time doing strictly awesome things.
Here’s the thing. I feel like we’re at the stage in our relationship where I need to be real with you and let you in on my “less than desirable” traits that you weren’t previously aware of. These are things I enjoy, but am not necessarily proud of, and the list goes something like this:
You wouldn’t think that a kernel of corn turned inside-out into white fluff would taste so good. I mean if you look at it the right way it sort of looks like the kernels sat around and grew fungus… delicious, butter drenched fungus. I shouldn’t love eating popcorn as much and as often as I do, but I like big fluff and I cannot lie.
I don’t know why this is, but I’m always embarrassed to admit to anyone if I’ve woken up any time past 7am. If someone calls me and it ends up being my wake up call, I’ll either ignore it or clear my throat and tell them I’ve been up for hours. All that said, I love sleeping in, even though it just feels so wrong.
Let’s call this show what it is: a “reality” show that is 90% scripted. Even still, I can’t help but let it suck me in. And it’s usually the parts that you know are scripted that pull me in the most. I mean, who can turn away from the train wreck when it’s a Lady Gaga impersonator with the talent of a William Hung? Guilty as charged.
A lot of guys would say I get points deducted from my Man Card for this one. This could be because the lead singer likes to sing in falsetto, wear leather pants, and dance around on stage- I’m not 100% sure on this one. That said, the album “Parachutes”, for my money, is about as good as it gets. Stop judging me.
I know I’m not the only one who secretly loves things I may or may not be proud of. What are a few of your guilty pleasures?